School Starts Sept. 3

Be Prepared!!! Brace yourselves for an exciting year! I go to a private school. Thank God we don't have to wear uniforms.. So our school is kinda strict but it is cool too. I mean there are some wicked practical jokes you can play on people. For instance:
1. Super glue quarters on the ground.
2. Steal the tarantula from the science room and put it in a cheerleaders locker.
3. Put fake love notes in a nerds locker from somebody.
4. Go off campus after school and go to the ditch.
5. Or as my friend's brother did when they were walking home. Pee in the barrel by the school.

Interesting isn't it? My school is kinda crazy. If drama were beer my school would be WASTED. Yep it's that bad...