Chinese Food..

We had Chinese for lunch today. Which means.. FORTUNE COOKIES!!!!! My fortune cookie said:
Hugs are life's rainbows. (Actually it was my dad's but I liked his better so I stole it. MWUAHAHA!!)

Cool.. huh? I thought so. You should too. If you don't..
Spit out your Stride gum and chew another piece already. Or we'll find you.

I Know Where You Sleep..

Don't Get Scammed this Halloween

Damn..That cat is good.

Quote of the Day

Happy Halloween!

I have no school today because it is Halloween! Which means I am going to set up my yard to look more Halloweeny. I also want to get a pumpkin.. I wonder if my Dad would be willing to go get one? Anyways look at this cool Jack O' Lantern.. I want mine to be that cool. So I guess there is only one thing left to say.. BOO!


“Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings.”
1 Peter 5:8-9

Quote of the Day

We lost..

CornerStone is just too good.. So we lost. But the sad thing is after we lost people actually started crying.. Pretty sad. I was too proud to cry because I know we were good enough. But obviously God didn't want it to happen. So it didn't.. But next week is softball tryouts!! So I am going to do that. I will just pray and see what happens. That is all anyone can do. Is pray and hope.


P.S. That is a picture of our volleyball team.


“For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.”
Ephesians 2:8-9

When you thought you had seen it all..

You thought you had seen it all.. But you have seen nothing yet. Go to the Site to see it all..

For dumb people: Click on the pink thing and it will show you funny, F-U-N-N-Y, pictures.. Oooh shiny..

Quote of the Day

God Still Loves Me

I'm not a perfect girl;
My hAiR dOeSn'T aLwAyS sTaY iN pLaCe,
I spill things a lot,
I'm pretty clumsy,
Sometimes I have a broken heart..
My friends and I sometimes fight,
mAyBe sOmE dAyS nOtHiNg GoEs RiGhT,
But when I think about it,
and take a step back;
I remember how amazing life truly is,

that through all my imperfections..

God still loves me.

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow is our last volleyball game, unless we beat CornerStone. If we beat them.. we go to playoffs. If we don't that was our last game. So I am praying we will beat them. They are really good though. So I don't know if we can do it. If Brooke and Caitlin keep running in front of people for the ball.. BYE BYE PLAYOFFS!!!! But, maybe we will have a few good muscle spasms and win the game!

On another note: I AM GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!! I am super excited because I am going over Thanksgiving Break and I am NOT going with my parents! Which means PARTAY fo'shizzle! (told you I am white) Disneyland is the happiest place on earth! There must be a reason for this.. must investigate.


“[Living Sacrifices] Therefore, I urge you, brothers, in view of God's mercy, to offer your bodies as living sacrifices, holy and pleasing to God—this is your spiritual act of worship.”
Romans 12:1

Quote of The Day

101 Things NOT to Blog If You Ever Want People to Come Back and Read Your Blog Again! (How's that for a long title?)

1. Brainstorm by matching up your readers wants and needs using the Visitor Grid method of brainstorming.
2. Write a post by examining the pros and cons of an issue.
3. Write a tutorial.
4. Do an interview with key people in your niche.
5. Create a mock head-to-head competition like what Daniel did.
6. Do a case study like what Read/Write Web did with the hot topics on Technorati 100.
7. Take an alternate position.
8. Write a long comment.
9. Pick a topic by reading business book titles.
10. Research a topic by doing research on Amazon.com.
11. Drill down on a topic using Ask.com’s search feature.
12. Do a post that answers your readers’ questions.
13. Create a comprehensive list.
14. Create flagship content.
15. Interview controversial people in your niche.
16. Post about current events in your niche.
17. Invite your readers to submit articles.
18. Instead of exchanging links, get together with other bloggers and review each others’ blogs.
19. Connect with bloggers around your same level and share ideas.
20. Do a “speedlinking�? post.
    
21. Post about posts made by others in your My Blog Log community.
22. Be opinionated in your post.
23. Turn off the nofollow attribute to encourage comments.
24. Do a “tag” post and have other bloggers who are tagged add to a list.
25. Do an “IM” PPC campaign and then post about the results.
26. Be a guest blogger and share ideas with new readers.
27. Review your statistics to see what keywords referred your visitors to your site and post about those.
28. Answer your readers’ questions with more questions (i.e., have you thought about…?).
29. Contrast two or more positions in a post.
30. Make a post that solves a problem.
31. Make a post that is inspirational.
32. Make a satirical post.
33. Write a series of posts.
34. Post your research findings.
35. Post an “advantages/disadvantages” post.
36. Update an old post for new ideas/findings.
37. Link ideas from different genres in your posts (e.g., Celebrities and the gadgets they own).
38. Debunk a myth in your post.
39. Make a post for beginners.
40. Make a post for advanced readers.
41. Invite experts to comment on your post.
42. Ask your readers to Digg your best posts.
43. Change up your posting style (e.g., tutorial, reviews, etc.).
44. Write a funny post.
45. Create a huge list of your best posts.
46. Add to a list started by another blogger.
47. Create a mission statement for your blog.
48. Make a post simplifying a complex problem for your readers.
49. Create a guide for your niche.
50. Make a post turning a negative into a positive through humor ( e.g., tell a joke: “My parents tell me I’m autistic. I tell them they have an attitude problem.”).
51. Browse through a thesaurus and see if synonyms help spark ideas for your posts.
52. Respond to criticism in a post (e.g., respond to the Wall Street Journal’s criticism of bloggers).
53. Write a post like you are telling a story.
54. Spruce up your posts with pictures.
55. Post about frequently asked questions in your niche.
56. Pose a rhetorical question in your post.
57. Post about what’s popular and why it’s beneficial ( e.g., “Twitter” for tech blogs).
58. Pose a hypothesis and conclusion in your post.
59. Support your post with related post links.
60. Make a [blank] for dummies post.
61. Post a picture that speaks a thousand words.
62. Buy a how-to book from a bookstore and use some of the ideas from that book to generate ideas for posting (e.g., a book about Photoshop).
63. Look at the archives of your niche competitors and see if any of their old posts can be expanded in an “update” post on your blog.
64. Post with a personality (e.g., John Chow is evil).
65. Write about how to do something more efficiently in your niche.
66. Write about generally unknown secrets in your niche.
67. Write about how to use a product in an unconventional way.
68. Do a post transcribing live events (e.g., Macworld conference).
69. Dissect an argument in a post.
70. Make a post summarizing someone else’s post.
71. Make a post about how things have changed from the past.
72. Make a post that expands on someone else’s post.
73. Create a post that incorporates the words, “desperate” and “futile”.
74. Make a post alleging a conspiracy (e.g., Is there a Digg Bury Brigade?).
75. Make a post that encourages visitors to subscribe by offering a reward.
76. Make a post that involves New York City, London, San Francisco or Sydney.
77. Make a post that incorporates in the title the word “crossover”.
78. Create a post that utilizes a bar chart or pie chart.
79. Create a post that has a cliff hanger to be answered in a later post.
80. Make a post about pitfalls in your niche.
81. Participate in a reciprocal guest blogging scheme where you blog on someone else’s blog and that other person blogs on your blog.
82. Do a paid posting targeted to your readers.
83. Profile the competition in your niche.
84. Post linkbait.
85. Make a post about your fellow bloggers’ top posts.
86. Make a post about your most popular posts.
87. Read some sports (or other genre) magazines and incorporate some of the writing styles in your posts.
88. Write a post that pinpoints similarities and differences.
89. Write a post giving a free recommendation.
90. Write a post about something that is merely “good�? but not “great�?.
91. Write a post about a hack for your niche.
92. Make a post that constructively criticizes someone else’s post.
93. Run a poll and post the results of that poll.
94. Ask your loyal readers to email you links to their best resources and make a post about what you found.
95. Write only about a particular theme for a week.
96. Designate each day of the week as a theme day where you will always post about a particular topic on that day.
97. Review your blog’s (weekly, monthly, yearly) performance and post the results.
98. Write an “attack�? post by setting up an argument and then shooting it down.
99. Combine some of your best posts from your archives into a new series.
100. Hold a conference via blog posts.
101. Make a “101 ideas�? post.

My Costume!

Ok think the outfit only in blue and without the hat. And out the mask on and that is my costume!




“For, "All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of the Lord stands forever." And this is the word that was preached to you.”
1 Peter 1:24-25

A Costume I tried on..

I tried this on and a whole bunch of guys started whistling. The skirt is really short.



Yeah.. Wow! Can you say pervert?!

Ahem *cough, cough*

The Madagascar video is in Russian.. Yeah I know! What you don't speak Penguinese?!


Don't forget to see Madagascar 2!

'Who said penguins can't fly?'

“For the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.”
Hebrews 4:12

Madagascar coming to a theatre near you!

Who doesn't like ridiculously hilarious penguins? Dancing penguins are like dorkizzles!
So when Madagascar 2 comes out.. GO SEE IT! I'm not even kidding.. The penguins are like my idols! I love them even more than gum!!!!! And gum is like my favorite thing in the whole wide world!

Verse Of The Day

“Wait for the LORD; be strong and take heart and wait for the LORD.”
Psalm 27:14

Katharine McPhee- Over It

I'm over your lies,
and I'm over your games.
I'm over you asking me,
when you know I'm not okay.
You call me at night,
and I pick up the phone.
And though you've been telling me,
I know you're not alone.
oh..

That's why
(your eyes)
I'm over it
(your smile)
I'm over it
(realize)
I'm over it
I'm over it
I'm over..

Wanting you,
to be wanting me.
No that ain't no way to be.
How I feel, read my lips,
because I'm so over..
Moving on, it's my time,
you never were a friend of mine.
Hurt at first, a little bit,
but now I'm so over.
I'm so over it..

I'm over your hands,
and I'm over your mouth.
Trying to drag me down,
and fill me with self-doubt.
oh..

That's why,
(your words)
I'm over it
(so sure)
I'm over it
(I'm not your girl)
I'm over it
I'm over it
I'm over...

Wanting you,
to be wanting me.
No that ain't no way to be.
How I feel, read my lips,
because I'm so over..
Moving on, it's my time,
you never were a friend of mine.
Hurt at first, a little bit,
but now I'm so over.
I'm so over it..

Don't call,
don't come by,
ain't no use,
don't ask me why,
you'll never change,
there'll be no more crying in the rain.

Wanting you,
to be wanting me.
No that ain't no way to be.
How I feel, read my lips,
because I'm so over..
Moving on, it's my time,
you never were a friend of mine.
Hurt at first, a little bit,
but now I'm so over.
I'm so over it..

I'm so over it....
I'm over it....

Wanting you,
to be wanting me.
No that ain't no way to be.
How I feel, read my lips,
because I'm so over..
Moving on, it's my time,
you never were a friend of mine.
Hurt at first, a little bit,
but now I'm so over.
I'm so over it..

Yesterday the Glorious Day!

I got my braces off! YAY!!!!! I am free.. I have a retainer on the top and bottom. They hurt but they're BLUE!!! I know I am random.. I am free of braces!!


And here is DEMI LOVATO!!!! Isn't she pretty? She is so much prettier than me.. =(


“May the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, O LORD, my Rock and my Redeemer.”
Psalm 19:14

My Country

My Country: Mintlicious
Population 379,842
Main Exports:
1. Gum
2. Tooth Paste
3. Zoos
4. Mouth Wash
5. Mints
Continent: Antarctica
Preamble: We the people stand for everything minty, fresh, and furry!
Rights for the People:
1. Freedom to be Fresh and Minty
2. Freedom to Chew
3. Freedom of Equality
4. Freedom to Be Icy Cool
5. Freedom of Speech
6. Freedom of Religion


I know it is stupid but, that is what we did in History today. Mrs. Crain rocks!!! Yep, if anyone actually reads this you can tell Mrs. Crain I think she is a fexellent teacher!

“Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God's will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.”
Romans 12:2

Shinn's Name

Ian
Origin: Scottish
Meaning: God is Gracious

He has an fawesome name! Don't you think?

We didn't just lose..

They stomped us and then laughed! Yeah, one of the games was like 25 to 2. Yeah at least we aren't as bad as AT&T. Yeah that picture right there shows exactly what AT&T is really like. So if You are wondering whether or not the grass is greener o the other side.. Let me be the first to tell you it isn't!!!! AT&T always breaks up my calls when I am talking to important people! Like Shinn! And my dog! No not really but, Hey! Dogs are important too!(click on picture for full size) My mommy thinks I am special! She said so! Which makes me important.

Chloe
Origin: Greek
Meaning: Blooming or Flowering
"While they are still flowering, not ready to be cut,
they begin to wither more quickly than grass."
Job 8:12
(I hope I never wither in God!)
Pretty isn't it! I think so! I am a pretty, pretty flower!

blah blah

Well you will never guess where I am posting from! My friend's iPhone! It's pretty cool. She is so rich that she had three one hundred dollar bills in her wallet! Her wallet is two hundred dollars and is Juicy Couture! Talk about sitting on a mound of money! She is so rich that she probably has a gold toilet and wipes her butt with five dollar bills. Yep, I know.. That's rich.


“For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”
Jeremiah 29:11

My name is in the Bible!

"My brothers, some from Chloe's household have informed me that there are quarrels among you."
1 Corinthians 1:11

I am so Happy I could scream

My parents finally consented that Shinn was indeed not a crazy, perverted 30 year old man. Which made me very happy. He is like one of my best friends in the whole universe. And Shinn I kinda have to agree with my mom though. You did look pathetic. You were trying so hard to be serious. And I have a volleyball game tomorrow! I am so nervous! I hope it goes well. And I saw House Bunny today! It was pretty cute. Did you know Keily Williams (Cheetah Girls) and Katherine McPhee (American Idol) were in it? Yep they were pretty funny. It just goes to show that good always prevails! And as Shinn would say everything happens for a reason. I think God really wants this to happen.

"Listen to advice and accept instruction, and in the end you will be wise. Many are the plans in a man's heart, but it is the LORD's purpose that prevails."
Proverbs 19:20-21

Believe in Me

Demi Lovato- Believe in me

Lyrics:


I'm losin' myself
Tryin' to compete
With everyone else
Instead of just bein' me

I don't know where to turn
I've been stuck in this routine
I need to change my ways
Instead of always being weak

{CHORUS}
I don't wanna be afraid
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
You see, I just wanna believe in me
La la la la, la la la la

The mirror can lie
Doesn't show you what's inside
And it, it can tell you you're full of life
It's amazing what you can hide
Just by putting on a smile

{CHORUS}
I don't wanna be afraid
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
You see, I just wanna believe in me

I'm quickly finding out
I'm not about to break down
Not today

I guess I always knew
That I had all the strength
To make it through

{CHORUS}
Not gonna be afraid
I'm gonna wake up feeling beautiful today
And know that I'm okay
'Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
You see, now, now I believe in me

Now I believe in me

Bike Rides

They are just so peaceful. They help me get things out of my head. They help me understand how the world works. They make me think about God. They make me wonder about his ultimate plan for me. I went on one of these rides yesterday. Trying to find myself deep inside. Then I realized that its a never ending journey to eternal happiness. My mom told me that happiness starts when you find it deep inside yourself. You can't love someone else if you don't love yourself first. It is something only you can discover. What if I can't find it though? Then you keep looking harder. How do I know I found it? Peace will bury itself deep inside yourself. A kind of peace beyond understanding. This is why I think maybe my mom is right. Maybe I do need to find myself before I try to find others. Maybe the problem isn't them. Maybe the problem is myself. My friend's little sister went to the hospital the other day. She came back perfectly fine though. For that I thank God. I live to serve.


"Guard your heart above all else. For it determines the course of your life."
Proverbs 4:23


You Live you Learn and then you Love.

WE WON!!!!

We won, we won we shot the Bebe gun. They lost, they lost they ate the applesauce. We won! And I am so tired because I played all three games! So that was exciting! I brought snacks. So I kinda maybe sorta pigged out on the way home on them. But in my defense I was hungry and exhausted. Then me and my mom had an argument about which school Gabby was going to go to when she was in high school. So we made a bet. Which I of course lost. But we are UNDEFEATED! So what if we have only played two games! We still rock! And we ROCK HARD!!!!

Roflmao

Shinn called me like three times during volleyball practice. And my uncle was all like, "Who is this kid?" And all my friends were like, "Oooh, ForevrDreaming13 gots a boyfriend!" Anyways to clarify it to my IGNORANT friends. We are not dating. We are just friends. Plus, I have my eye on a very hot 10th grader named Josh. MMMMM! He has abs! So freaking cute!


Anyways I was thinking about limes and lemons... So I got a little random and found this.. And I tried to eat a lemon and it burned my throat.

Shinn I sent you a re-invite to my blog! Hope you join the party. =P
Speaking of parties here is Demi Lovato's song Party!




PARTAY UP IN THE HIS HOUSE!
(man I am so white)

Goodnight

*Verse 1*
Good night my angel time to close you eyes
And save these questions for another day
I think I know what you've been asking me
I think you know what I've been trying to say

I promised I would never leave you
And you should always know
Where ever you may go
No matter where you are
I never will be far away

*Verse 2*
Good night my angel now it's time to sleep
And still so many things I want to say
Remember all the songs you sang for me
When we went sailing on an emerald bay

And like a boat out on the ocean
I'm rocking you to sleep
The water's dark and deep
Inside this ancient heart
You'll always be a part of me

(Musical Bridge)
Do do do do...

*Verse 3*
Goodnight my angel now it's time to dream
And dream how wondeful your life will be
Someday your child will cry and if you sing this lullaby
Then in your heart there will always be a part of me

Someday we'll all be gone
But lullabies go on and on
They never die that's how you and I will be

I got a funny message.

First off I want to say it was really fun talking to you, Shinn, for the first time ever! You are really cool and funny. Sorry I didn't laugh a lot I was pretty nervous. And I just have a question. Who's Eddie? Because you left me a message and you were like, "Eddie get off my TriPod! Go get your own!" Or something like that.

On another note. My friend Dayzha. Who is really fun to talk to and hang out with. She sent me this message:
In 2009 the U.S. Government will start shipping retards away. I started crying when I thought of you. Be strong. Wear your helmet and run.

So that was pretty hilarious. So I sent this message to my Dad. And here is how our conversation went:
Dad: Thanks you will be there to keep me company. We're in it together.
Me: Of course we are Ron.
Dad: I love you Mo.
Me: I love you too Ron.


I just realized after I typed that, that is an inside joke with me and my Dad. So let me try to dumb it down for you. Ok I am Mo. My Dad is Ron. And together we are a MoRon. Get it? If you don't its really simple and I don't think I could dumb it down any further than this:

If you read my explanation above and still don't get it, I'll give you a clue. It's what I am going to call you right now! STUPID!

Hey Shinn! See that picture? Is that the TriPod you are talking about?

It's So True

Don't Mess With My Furry Friend

I love venison jerky (deer jerky). And apparently Sasquatch likes throwing people around. There is absolutely nothing weird about that at all.

I am never messin with Sasquatch.

Volleyball Blackout

Our volleyball game has been postponed until further notice due to the inconvenient blackout. At least we have a game Thursday. And I am going to try to get people to read my blog again somehow. I don't have any ideas except the following:
1. Shove a corn dog in their face.
2. Laugh at them.
3. Give them the silent treatment.
4. Give them a cookie.

Actually that's what I am going to do to Krizz because he is so stubborn. The only reason I am giving him a cookie is because they are yummy and delicious. And everyone STUBBORN or not deserves a cookie. So I will leave with this.. Cunningham Muffins are EVIL!!!!!!!
He is so scary..

My Apologies..

I know I have been gone for a long time! And I know everyone missed me terribly! *crickets* OK then I guess I am talking to myself. Thanks to Shinn (one of my oldest and dearest friends on Blogger) invited me to his blog which I of course accepted. So that got me thinking I haven't been on in forever! Well I got some news.. For a birthday present this year my FAWESOME parents got me two tickets to the Jonas Brothers concert! So on November 15, 2008 at 7:00 pm I WILL BE WATCHING THE JONAS BROTHERS AND ALL THEIR HOTNESS!! I know exactly what Shinn is going to say.. You are too obsessed with Nick Jonas. The only reason he says that is because he is JEALOUS.. So whether or not he admits it is his problem. My recent obsession has been with the Christian band Hawk Nelson. They are amazing! So if anyone ever decides to check my blog out. You should definitely check them out as well. BREAKING NEWS: Nick Jonas got a golden retriever for his birthday which he named Elvis. After the musicians he admires the most, Elvis Costello and Elvis Presley.